The Headlines
 BBC Row Over Children In Need Celebrity Sex Romp FundraiserThe BBC are today amid rows surrounding their plans to air a recorded celebrity charity sex romp. Sir Michael Lyons, Chairman of the BBC Trust, announced plans to air the ... Burning Sensations | Fiona Dunphy | Friday, 20 November 2009 |
Britain Doesn't Want Miley Cyrus
Eighty five percent of Britain
Jamie's Singing Afro and Jedward's Pineapple Son
Jamie Afro, a man so devoted t
Forsyth Pulls Out Of Strictly Due to Death-Related Illness
Bruce Forsyth has had to pull
Sparks Fly as Jimmy Nail Warns Rab C. Nesbitt off Copycat Series
A feud has erupted between 90s
What Does Gok Wan Look Like Naked?
He's been getting women to she
Whopgate: Another Racist Slur From Du Beke
MERELY a week after apologizin
Economics
Pointless Celebrities to Pay Corporation Radical new legislation is currently being developed, and if passed, it will see pointless celebrities - anyone ranking lower than a ... Claude Du Val | Friday, 20 November 2009 |
Microsoft Recruit Steve Jobs' Estranged Many global corporations have been affected by this year’s financial prolapse, and Microsoft are no exception. After suffering losses upon ... Richard Goodwin | Thursday, 19 November 2009 |
Tesco Snatch Rights to "Local" ™© TESCO TESCO today shocked the world by announcing that it had purchased the concept of “local” ™© TESCO 2009, snapping the popular ... Ian Dransfield | Sunday, 3 May 2009 |
Politics
Palin's Going Rouge Republican Party bastion Sarah Palin, who captured the world’s attention as the No. 2 in 2008's Republican presidential campaign, today embarks on a three week bus tour of America after ... Politics | Fiona Dunphy | Friday, 20 November 2009 |
Counting the Days: An Abacus Proposal in Due today, the Queen's Speech is set to outline new government measures to help people count their pennies the old fashioned way in a final bid to help drag the country ... Politics | Fiona Dunphy | Wednesday, 18 November 2009 |
SNP Defeated by Actual Parrot in Glasgow The SNP suffered a devastating loss in this week’s Glasgow by-elections when Labour candidate, Marx Puffington, a red bellied Parrot from Westminster, took a remarkable 12,361 of the total votes and ... Politics | Claude Du Val | Monday, 16 November 2009 |
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Sport
Roy Keane: "Oi've Got No Timpani for de Ex-Man United star and Republic of Ireland international, Roy Keane, has lashed out at the Irish team and IFA after they were dumped out of the World Cup play-offs, owing ... with balls | Friday, 20 November 2009 |
Henry Admits "I'm A Sheet" World football has a new bastard: the previously admirably cool Thierry Henry. Henry fondled the ball with his hands, keeping it in control, allowing him set up France's winning goal ... with balls | Thursday, 19 November 2009 |
